So, our little town of Franklin, NC has literally flooded today. I'm talking feet and feet of water! They shut down the middle of town, literally. I've never seen flooding this bad.
And weather like this really makes me think of weather to come... ahhh SUMMER! And then I remember I'm going to be 30 to 40 pounds overweight, looking like I've swallowed an excercise ball... So which is worse, rain or an ever so fat summer....Oh you skinny bikini wearing "b's"... I loathe you!
let me just share what I have to look forward to.
I'm sorry... is this a dress or a bathing suit... because back in the day I would have been "up in da club" grooving to my jams in this....
Nothing says pregnancy is sexy quite like tassles....
I just simply refuse to be that girl....
Or this one for that matter.... I mean what the hell, seriously...
And nothing says summer quite like jean shorts, pale legs, and elastic.... Oh the elastic.....So rain on mother nature, rain on....
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