Forgot to taking F-ing pictures! and a little para-idiot activity...

So I've been pretty gigged up about this whole blogging thing! my friend Jennifer does it and she's always talking about who has the funniest blog, and I blog this, and she blogs that, and blog blog blog blog (blah blah blah get it?) anyways.... So I started one, and over the last week, ALL I have gotten accomplished is the little blurb "everything her" which is a little morsel about me.... 

ANYWAYS, I was so excited cause I had this big weekend planned with all my mommy friends (yes two of my best friends are pregnant, I just had a baby, my best friend Amber just had a baby, and my sister just had a baby); needless to say we get pretty wild on the weekends, eat a lot of sugary foods, and talk about the good old days when we used to be super hot and get drunk and party a lot.....then we talk about how our husbands tricked us into marrying them, knocked us all up, and how much we love sweatpants...

ANYWAYS, I had this big night planned where I was cooking all of them dinner and we were going to get super wild and watch Magic Mike, and I was so excited to share all of my yummy foods with all of you and I F-ING FORGOT TO TAKE PICTURES! So I'll just have to tell you about it without all of the awesome "foodporn" pictures and do better next time.... I think I can use the "I'm new to blogging card" this one time....So, I'm just now getting back into cooking/crafting and I made a freaking delicious dinner, all recipes compliments of pinterest (cause I'm a pinterest freak).  So, I made Parm Chicken, Mac&Cheese, a super fancy cream corn, Shrimp, and crock pot green beans!  All of which turned out absolutely fabulous so super thanks to all you amazing cooks out there who've shared recipes!  Then the night took a turn... stay tuned this is where STUFF gets crazy....

So we are all sitting around cutting chocolate cake and we hear a LOUD REPEATED KNOCK on my front door... Now I live in the BOONDOCKS, middle of nowhere, 18 minutes from town, nobody can hear you scream, WOODS, ok? So we all FREEZE, what was that??? then there is a lady with a white face suddenly on my porch running her hands along the glass french doors to my living room WTF, WTF, WTF??? We are all screaming!  My pregnant friend Sarah (she's due in two months) starts running, she is holding my baby, I'm screaming 'BRING ME MY BABY'.... My friend Amber is screaming "it's your mom, she's come to scare us", I'm screaming "no my mom's in las vegas"... My friend Annie (she's a tiny pregnant red head) is waiving her cake knife around, shizz is about to go down cause she is going to cut the heck out of somebody with the consistency of a butter knife..... then the front door slowly creepily opens, AGAIN more screaming WTF, WTF, WTF!!!......

And my sweet little 76 year old grand mother pokes her head in the front door laughing hysterically, followed by  my uncle, then the crazy white faced woman turned out to be my aunt kathy...Thanks guys you caused one of the pregnant ones to pee their pants now she has to borrow a pair of my sweat pants (not a joke),